Job Hunting

Okay, as I mentioned previously, I have to find a job. Why? Well, unemployment went bye bye and the new FIP program is slowly making me crazy.
Here are my problems with this whole job search thing;
One, for every job that I apply for, 1000 other people out of work are probably also applying.
Two, people have a beard prejudice.
 Really! It's true! I can see it in their eyes. They fear the awesomeness of the beard or are worried that it will leap from my face and strangle the living crap out of them. For reference purposes, here is my beard:

Magnificent, ain't it? And, yes, this is how I dress for job interviews.
Finally, because of my previous work experience, people feel I am over qualified for many of the jobs I apply for. Look, people who I am applying with, I am just looking for a way to make money while I finish school. Got it? I am not there to become the eternal employee.
Hmmm, maybe they can sense this and that is working against me. Guess I will have to wear a tinfoil hat to all interviews from now on to block their mind reading machines.
They tell you it's used to scan UPC codes, but we all know better, don't we? 
I have about a semester and a half to finish my degree. I am also signing up for Six Sigma Black Belt certification and will use that to bend people to my will and get them to pay me obscene amounts of money.
Ever wonder what Six Sigma training teaches you. Pay attention, I will give it to you in a nutshell;

Don't waste stuff.

There! You are now certified in Six Sigma, that will be five hundred bucks, please.

In the end, if you know of a place that is hiring a crazed, bearded, opinionated individual that does not fear the beard, let me know.

Love and kisses!