But, you know what? I don't work for the media where your mistakes can bite you in the butt. Know what's worse? Mispronunciation.
Here's what I have seen and heard of late.
Audible.
There is this new hair coloring product called Sublime. Sublime, pretty easy to say, right? You take Sub like in a sub sandwich and then add a lime, like the bright green fruit. Yeah, they are saying it subleem. Really? Subleem? Sheesh!
The other one was for the movie Insidious. A horror flick I passed on, but could still say the word. Sound it out with me folks. In-sid-E-ous. You get that? Cool. But when it's pronounced like it is part of a deciduous forest, then it's wrong.
Visual.
Yeah this car place here in town is over No money down, no hassel loans. That's right , they spelled it hassel. Seems like too much of a hassle to spell hassle properly, did it? Let's put another nail in that coffin that makes Kalamazoo stupid, shall we?
Finally, my lovely wife, Martha likes to go to the annual dog walk here in the area. I like seeing all the different dogs and they will let me pet them so, it's a win win situation.
Unless you're thirsty. Now don't get me wrong. I loves me some ice tea, but I'm going to have to pass on something called Sweat Leaf Tea. Sounds gross.
That's all I have for now. I'll keep you updated as the stupidity keeps rolling in.
And you know it will.

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